I swear I only wanted to clean one thing.

The patio was dodgy — slippery, stained, and one wrong step away from a trip to A&E. I thought I’d be clever and book a patio cleaning Northwich appointment with Clearview Cheshire. Done. Easy. Tick it off the list.

But then it happened.

After they cleaned the patio, it looked unreasonably good. Like, “should I host a yoga retreat?” good. And suddenly, everything else looked like it hadn’t been washed since 2009.

Naturally, I started staring at the driveway. Grimy, dull, and patchy. Couldn’t ignore it. Called them back for driveway cleaning Northwich and watched years of dirt vanish in one afternoon. Honestly, I considered hugging them.

Then I made the mistake of looking up. The windows. Oh no. They’d gone full haunted-house. Dust, streaks, mystery splats. I added window cleaning Northwich to the list, and boom — sunlight again! I could see the garden like it was being filmed in 4K.

By this point, I’d given up pretending it was just a “light tidy.” I went full send with pressure washing Northwich for the paths, side yard, and basically any surface that could be power-blasted. I may or may not have stood outside watching with a cup of tea and a smile that bordered on smug.

The last straw? The roof. I’d ignored it for ages, pretending the moss was “charming.” But it was more “swamp” than “cottagecore.” So we booked roof cleaning Northwich and they cleaned it safely, cleared out the gutters, and gave the roof a total refresh.

End result? A home that looks brand new. And I didn’t lift a finger. Just booked what started as a single clean and ended up a full exterior cleaning Northwich makeover.

Clearview Cheshire were legends. No pressure, no fuss — just handled every job like it was nothing. And they didn’t judge me when I kept adding stuff last minute, which I respect deeply.

Now my house is so clean I’m considering renting it out for film shoots. Or at least making the neighbours jealous.

Be warned: one clean leads to another. But honestly? Kinda worth it.